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Drones Discovered in Antarctica Contain “Un-Earthly” Technology
The drones, which appear to be older than your grandma’s fine china, were uncovered during an expedition to study climate change.
Local Man Claims to Have Found Singing Seagulls
Local man claims to have stumbled upon a flock of seagulls singing the 1982 classic “I Ran (So Far Away)” by A Flock of Seagulls.
First Human Boy Undergoes Successful Computer Head Transplant
In a groundbreaking and utterly absurd feat of medical science, a young boy has become the first human to successfully receive a computer head transplant.
Total Solar Eclipse Unveils Celestial Majesty Amidst Mystery of Mind-Control Allegations
The 2024 total solar eclipse mesmerized onlookers while stirring whispers of a clandestine connection to alleged mind-control experiments.
Moon’s Orbit is Getting Closer
A few weeks ago, something strange happened. The moon began to appear larger and closer in the sky, causing widespread panic and confusion in astrological circles.
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