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First Human Boy Undergoes Successful Computer Head Transplant
In a groundbreaking and utterly absurd feat of medical science, a young boy has become the first human to successfully receive a computer head transplant.
Total Solar Eclipse Unveils Celestial Majesty Amidst Mystery of Mind-Control Allegations
The 2024 total solar eclipse mesmerized onlookers while stirring whispers of a clandestine connection to alleged mind-control experiments.
Giant Lizard Rampage on American Beach Shocks Locals and Tourists Alike
In an unprecedented and startling event that seemed straight out of a science fiction movie, causing panic and disbelief among beachgoers.
Fast & Furious Franchise Nearing End, Gives Way to Spinoff Slow & Serene
In a surprising move, the producers of the upcoming John Wick film have announced that the fifth installment of the franchise will focus on eliminating needless killing.
March Madness Bracket Winner Discovers Secret
One person had an impressive bracket, correctly predicting every game—something that has never been done in the history of the tournament.
John Wick’s Fifth Movie Will Eliminate Needless Killing
In a surprising move, the producers of the upcoming John Wick film have announced that the fifth installment of the franchise will focus on eliminating needless killing.
Silicon Valley Bank Rebranding as a Pet Food Store
In a shocking turn of events, Silicon Valley Bank has announced that it will be rebranding as a pet food store.
Moon’s Orbit is Getting Closer
A few weeks ago, something strange happened. The moon began to appear larger and closer in the sky, causing widespread panic and confusion in astrological circles.
Woman Passes Leprechaun on Street and Wins Lottery
A woman recently claimed to have witnessed what many believe to be a figment of her imagination and sheer coincidence.
Two Men Walk into a Bar and Walk Out Luckiest Men Alive
Witnesses that night still talk about the stroke of luck that Chris Smithe and Brian Tremont would likely never forget.
Elon Musk Builds Rocket Ship in Underground Bunker Out of Spare Tesla Parts
Elon Musk has done the impossible. He had built a rocket ship entirely out of spare Tesla parts, and he did it all in a secret underground bunker.
Delivery Drones Gone Missing
As the police investigated the warehouse, they found evidence of a struggle, indicating that the thieves had not left willingly.
Easter Bunny Found Face Down in a Ditch
Lying face down in the mud was the Easter Bunny. His once-fine fur was matted and filthy, and his basket of Easter eggs lay shattered…
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